This is my Purchase friend Durso. He likes to frolic around the studio and sing along to Drake. Sometimes he doesn’t wear pants on his butt.
This is my Purchase friend Gina. She is also Cat’s roommate. Her last name is like alcohol.
This is my Purchase friend Simon. He neva forgets.
This is my sister Gwyn’s friend Avery. His nickname is Fetus Boy. I don’t know why.
This is my Purchase friend Cat. She is a Cheerios commercial.
This is my Purchase friend Khai. He thinks he is a bro and guido in disguise, and he has a super smarmy grin that picks up all the ladies.
This is my high school art teacher Ms G. She directs an awesome local art fair called *broke, and has all of the best outfits that everybody admires.
This is my friend Oliver. He is one of the few people I know who has actually used the line, “what’s your sign?”
This is Dylan’s older sister, the Unsinkable Molly Brown. This is a misnomer because once on swim team I saw her sink. Also, she is in a pun war with Dylan.
This is my friend Rachel Mandrik. She is very pleasant, and has a pleasantly shaped head.