This is my Purchase friend Cat. She is a Cheerios commercial.
This is my Purchase friend Khai. He thinks he is a bro and guido in disguise, and he has a super smarmy grin that picks up all the ladies.
This is my high school art teacher Ms G. She directs an awesome local art fair called *broke, and has all of the best outfits that everybody admires.
This is my friend Oliver. He is one of the few people I know who has actually used the line, “what’s your sign?”
This is Dylan’s older sister, the Unsinkable Molly Brown. This is a misnomer because once on swim team I saw her sink. Also, she is in a pun war with Dylan.
This is my friend Rachel Mandrik. She is very pleasant, and has a pleasantly shaped head.
Today is my friend Owen’s birthday. You should wish him a happy birthday. Or give him some beetles.
This is Silas’ brother Evan. He likes to be naked a lot.
This is a nice boy Sam. He is happy because he is in his marten outfit. He has made 200,000 bagels.